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You Cannot Rest Here

feelinranty:

meeplol:

Have you ever played a video game where you have to sleep to recover? They only let you do it if everything is safe. Otherwise they won’t let you sleep. You’ll get a message, saying “You cannot sleep now, there are monsters nearby.”

Now, remember the last time you just couldn’t get to sleep?

I do.

Don’t you fuckin do this to me

7 hours ago on April 24th, 2014 | J | 27,134 notes

pizzashrapnelblindness:

growing up i always thought that quicksand was going to be a much bigger problem than it turned out to be

21 hours ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 300,868 notes

moriartyoftheshire:

amazingkilljoy:

I really love this guy

Ladies and gentlemen, Patrick fucking Stump.

3 days ago on April 21st, 2014 | J | 96,607 notes

haitatsushin:

ectobiologist:

one time when i was six i went to go to the bathroom and when i got up to flush, the toilet was full of froot loops
so naturally i thought oh my god i just shit froot loops
i thought i pooped froot loops for fucking YEARS until my brother finally said that he poured them in there

poop loops

3 days ago on April 21st, 2014 | J | 960 notes

mushroomsugar:

*writes “like” on a cigarette and puts it in my mouth*

It’s a simile.

3 days ago on April 21st, 2014 | J | 37,061 notes

dont-drop-that-dutdutdutdut:

So guys, at my school we have a senior, Hannah Wagernackle, and she has Down’s syndrome. Despite that, she is very popular, and on our cheerleading team. A few weeks ago, she asked James Maslow, from Big Time Rush, to prom through a video. The video has over 20,000 hits, and on Friday morning, he sent a response. Sadly, he could not make it to our prom because he would be shooting for Dancing with the Stars. Instead, he flew her and her mom and sister out to LA for an extended weekend with him. He took them to Disneyland, and she is coming with him to shoot DWTS on Monday and they are going to have their own special prom dance. I cannot believe this happened to one of us. Please share this story, Hannah’s story, to show that not all celebrities are douches to their fans.

3 days ago on April 21st, 2014 | J | 54,589 notes
citizen: it's a bird!
citizen: it's a plane!
*superman flies down with kryptonite between his teeth*
superman: it's a metaphor
3 days ago on April 21st, 2014 | J | 84,273 notes
Tagged as: #corntroversy 
georgewiththepeanutallergy:

georgewiththepeanutallergy:

DEAD ISLAND EPIDEMIC BETA STEAM KEY GIVEAWAY
Since I hit 500 followers today, and I got a bunch of these beta keys, I decided that I’m gonna give away all the extra keys!
Proof that I have these keys is here!
RULES:
YOU MUST BE FOLLOWING ME TO QUALIFY!!! I WILL CHECK!!!
You may reblog as many times as you want, but if you like the post your entry/entries will be disqualified.
You must have a Steam account so I can add you and give you your key!
One per person!
The contest will end SATURDAY APRIL 19 AT 10PM EST!!!
Good luck to everybody!!!

THE CONTEST HAS BEEN EXTENDED UNTIL MONDAY APRIL 21 AT 8PM EST

georgewiththepeanutallergy:

georgewiththepeanutallergy:

DEAD ISLAND EPIDEMIC BETA STEAM KEY GIVEAWAY

Since I hit 500 followers today, and I got a bunch of these beta keys, I decided that I’m gonna give away all the extra keys!

Proof that I have these keys is here!

RULES:

  • YOU MUST BE FOLLOWING ME TO QUALIFY!!! I WILL CHECK!!!
  • You may reblog as many times as you want, but if you like the post your entry/entries will be disqualified.
  • You must have a Steam account so I can add you and give you your key!
  • One per person!

The contest will end SATURDAY APRIL 19 AT 10PM EST!!!

Good luck to everybody!!!

THE CONTEST HAS BEEN EXTENDED UNTIL MONDAY APRIL 21 AT 8PM EST

3 days ago on April 21st, 2014 | J | 29 notes
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thismysfit:

weirdgirlsseries:

All-girl barber shop quartet nails it!

Reblogging again just to emphasize: These ladies are singing an extreeeeemely complex arrangement, and their intonation and tempo is so clean it shines. I just. Can’t. Stop. Watching it.

3 days ago on April 20th, 2014 | J | 99,303 notes
Tagged as: #video 
georgewiththepeanutallergy:

DEAD ISLAND EPIDEMIC BETA STEAM KEY GIVEAWAY
Since I hit 500 followers today, and I got a bunch of these beta keys, I decided that I’m gonna give away all the extra keys!
Proof that I have these keys is here!
RULES:
YOU MUST BE FOLLOWING ME TO QUALIFY!!! I WILL CHECK!!!
You may reblog as many times as you want, but if you like the post your entry/entries will be disqualified.
You must have a Steam account so I can add you and give you your key!
One per person!
The contest will end SATURDAY APRIL 19 AT 10PM EST!!!
Good luck to everybody!!!

georgewiththepeanutallergy:

DEAD ISLAND EPIDEMIC BETA STEAM KEY GIVEAWAY

Since I hit 500 followers today, and I got a bunch of these beta keys, I decided that I’m gonna give away all the extra keys!

Proof that I have these keys is here!

RULES:

  • YOU MUST BE FOLLOWING ME TO QUALIFY!!! I WILL CHECK!!!
  • You may reblog as many times as you want, but if you like the post your entry/entries will be disqualified.
  • You must have a Steam account so I can add you and give you your key!
  • One per person!

The contest will end SATURDAY APRIL 19 AT 10PM EST!!!

Good luck to everybody!!!

5 days ago on April 18th, 2014 | J | 29 notes

ronaldkn0x:

when i went to japan i got so many discounts from being from ohio cause they thought it was hilarious 

1 week ago on April 17th, 2014 | J | 29,670 notes

itsmemacleod:

did anyone else have trouble waterbending last night?

1 week ago on April 16th, 2014 | J | 23,823 notes

acecasinova:

Hello facial hair, my old friend~

1 week ago on April 16th, 2014 | J | 86 notes
Tagged as: #cute people 

dontkillbirds:

Doctor Who is no longer my fave TV show and you have no idea how sad that makes me

1 week ago on April 15th, 2014 | J | 12,191 notes
brokenquill:

The second worst burn that Two Face has ever felt.

brokenquill:

The second worst burn that Two Face has ever felt.

1 week ago on April 15th, 2014 | J | 105,942 notes
Tagged as: #batman