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cunt3rparts:

it’s so cute when you talk to someone a lot and you notice your phrases slowly slipping into their vocabulary

1 month ago on July 31st, 2014 | J | 419,726 notes
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1 month ago on July 31st, 2014 | J | 31,844 notes
Was it really necessary to give furby devil horns???

Was it really necessary to give furby devil horns???

1 month ago on July 29th, 2014 | J | 4 notes
Tagged as: #furby 

reblog if your mother no longer sets your bedtime and your life has lost all structure

1 month ago on July 19th, 2014 | J | 83,950 notes

bunnywithacape:

'Olay?'
‘Olay.’
The Fault In Our Sombreros.

Nacho average love story.

2 months ago on July 3rd, 2014 | J | 540,598 notes
2 months ago on July 3rd, 2014 | J | 85,746 notes
Tagged as: #comic strip 

lazycookies:

*rubs eyes*

*remembers i’m wearing eye makeup*

*scREAMS*

2 months ago on July 2nd, 2014 | J | 247,259 notes
Tagged as: #me 
marchingclocks:

full version! via eco caters

marchingclocks:

full version! via eco caters

2 months ago on July 1st, 2014 | J | 942 notes
Tagged as: #brendon urie 

therothwoman:

phantomofthegallifreyanopera:

I feel like Doctor Who is being really misleading. The trailer/promo makes it look like Twelve is going to be really dark yet the filming photos say something entirely different: 

imageBeware of the spoon

imageThe Doctor forgot how to hug

imageYes very dark, very scary. 

That last one though

2 months ago on June 29th, 2014 | J | 25,896 notes

mydogsnokes:

There are some automatic toilets that need 2 chill the fuck out

2 months ago on June 25th, 2014 | J | 256,980 notes

russellhowardmemes:

princessofcumberland:

phanishotonfire:

johngreenbeans:

hope-for-komaeda:

bunnywithacape:

'Olay?'
‘Olay.’
The Fault In Our Sombreros.

Nacho average love story.

it’s spelled olé not olay you illiterate fuck this ain’t the fault in our lotions

Maybe she’s born with it

THAT’S THE MAYBELLINE TAGLINE NOT OLAY OH MY FUCK

this whole thing is just a mess

image

2 months ago on June 21st, 2014 | J | 540,598 notes
Tagged as: #tfios 

I’m not handsome enough to be James Bond. Maybe a villain, though.

2 months ago on June 19th, 2014 | J | 12,064 notes
Tagged as: #matt smith 
assbuttsinparis:

One of the saddest fucking sentences in the history of saddest fucking sentences. 

assbuttsinparis:

One of the saddest fucking sentences in the history of saddest fucking sentences. 

2 months ago on June 19th, 2014 | J | 208,357 notes
Tagged as: #tfios 

chickenuqqet:

do you ever get jealous of other peoples speaking voices

2 months ago on June 16th, 2014 | J | 28,475 notes