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itsmemacleod:

did anyone else have trouble waterbending last night?

55 minutes ago on April 16th, 2014 | J | 15,109 notes

acecasinova:

Hello facial hair, my old friend~

3 hours ago on April 16th, 2014 | J | 62 notes
Tagged as: #cute people 

dontkillbirds:

Doctor Who is no longer my fave TV show and you have no idea how sad that makes me

3 hours ago on April 15th, 2014 | J | 3,788 notes
brokenquill:

The second worst burn that Two Face has ever felt.

brokenquill:

The second worst burn that Two Face has ever felt.

3 hours ago on April 15th, 2014 | J | 68,860 notes
Tagged as: #batman 

hoodbypussy:

Évolution inversée

7 hours ago on April 15th, 2014 | J | 41,080 notes

kiokushitaka:

thelovelylifeofareader:

thebookishdragon:

booktown:

randomhouse:

seasighing:

Life tip: bring a book with you everywhere you go

Life pro tip: bring two, in case you finish the first one.

Bigger life pro tip: Bring a kobo/kindle with you everywhere so you have an entire library with you at all times. 

Ultimate life pro tip: live in a library and never ever leave. 

Supreme life tip: Become a library

8 hours ago on April 15th, 2014 | J | 82,620 notes

snake-dad:

we’ll we’ll we’ll if it isn’t autocorrect

1 day ago on April 14th, 2014 | J | 290,701 notes

edrockbells:

i am that person who constantly jiggles their leg i’m s orry

1 day ago on April 14th, 2014 | J | 148,905 notes

Actual Quotes from my Dad (An English Teacher)

Dad: Why the hell did you put a comma there?
Dad: Do you even know what a participial phrase is?
Dad: Omg. He's like my favorite character of all time.
Dad: Who should I dress up as for the movie premier?
Dad: Hey are you awak? I know it's late, but you read Animal Farm, right? Yeah. I need you to read this report. I can't tell if I am just super tired or if this is actual bullshit.
Dad: Alesha wouldn't be able to spell 'definitely' right if wrote it down for her. She would fucking erase it and then write 'defiantly', because she doesn't care. I hate her.
Dad: I need you to bake brownies. I lost a bet.
Dad: Omg. You cannot ship me with Gilcher. You know I don't like tattoos and he's like twenty-five. And for Christ's sake, he teaches math.
Dad: Omg. Gilcher said the funniest thing today.
Dad: Mrs. Ashworth and I have decided to start a band. It'll be called Great Expectations.
Dad: It's like you didn't read the fucking book.
Dad: Okay. So this week you're reading this book I stole from Mrs. Ashworth's. It's like sixty pages long, but you'll love it.
Dad: *puts books on my bed for me to read everyday and demands that I read them*
Dad: My son doesn't like reading. I have not only failed him, but society. You aren't my son. Leave.
Dad: Okay. So you're getting books for Christmas. All of you. I get discounts on them since I'm a teacher, and since I'm a teacher, it's all I can afford, so...
Dad: Fucking standardized testing can go fuck itself in the ass.
Dad: I have to teach for the required testing instead of what they really need to know.
Dad: Fuck the government.
Dad: Fuck the school board.
Dad: Close the door.
Dad: Charles Dickens was so fucking pretentious, and I hate him, but he also caused change, but he's such a Dick. Ha. DICKens.
Dad: I love puns.
Dad: People who say sarcasm is the lowest form of humor are assholes.
Dad: Please shut up.
Dad: Catching Fire was the worst book but the best movie and that feels weird.
Dad: I wouldn't get so mad when you call me at school if you didn't change your ringtones to inappropriate rap music.
Dad: I fucking hate Alesha. She asked what countries were apart of Austria-Hungary today and I almost told her to get out.
Dad: You cannot visit my school in a dress that short. There are boys there.
Dad: Barbra Parks is fucking Queen.
Dad: I need you to make me a good, relaxing playlist for silent reading. I'm too lazy.
Dad: If I have to watch two of my students grind on each other at one more dance, I will kill them both.
Dad: They act like I care what they think.
Dad: I hate homework.
Dad: I have decided to become a politician.
Dad: What's the one book with the guys and the one kills the other and the chick without a name who dies and the short angry man? Mouseman? Oh my fucking gosh. Of Mice and Men. I have failed.
1 day ago on April 14th, 2014 | J | 78,605 notes
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glitterlion:

thebigblackwolfe:

thebigblackwolfe:

ru-debega:

Why does everyone post the boring version with lil choirboys when THIS exists

I’M DYING Y’ALL

ADSFGDF STILL DYING

This is glorious.

1 day ago on April 14th, 2014 | J | 20,527 notes
Tagged as: #video 
defend-punk-rock:

dickfuentes:

its a sHY BABY FOX HIDING BEHIND ANOTHER BABY FOX AWWWW ISF

my heart exploded from adorableness omfg

defend-punk-rock:

dickfuentes:

its a sHY BABY FOX HIDING BEHIND ANOTHER BABY FOX AWWWW ISF

my heart exploded from adorableness omfg

1 day ago on April 14th, 2014 | J | 252,107 notes

castielsfear:

Bruce Wayne watched both of his parents die.

Tony Stark has heart problems and anxiety.

Peter Parker saw his uncle being murdered.

Steve Rogers lost his best friend.

Bruce Banner attempted suicide.

If they can save the world, you can get through this day.

Never stop fighting.

1 day ago on April 14th, 2014 | J | 24,930 notes

dont hover over this

1 day ago on April 14th, 2014 | J | 193,497 notes
officialfrenchtoast:

force fieeld

officialfrenchtoast:

force fieeld

2 days ago on April 14th, 2014 | J | 10,222 notes
Tagged as: #gifs 

lolsofunny:

im gonna cry.

2 days ago on April 14th, 2014 | J | 317,395 notes