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reblog if your mother no longer sets your bedtime and your life has lost all structure

1 week ago on July 19th, 2014 | J | 64,832 notes

bunnywithacape:

'Olay?'
‘Olay.’
The Fault In Our Sombreros.

Nacho average love story.

3 weeks ago on July 3rd, 2014 | J | 520,280 notes
3 weeks ago on July 3rd, 2014 | J | 73,096 notes
Tagged as: #comic strip 

lazycookies:

*rubs eyes*

*remembers i’m wearing eye makeup*

*scREAMS*

3 weeks ago on July 2nd, 2014 | J | 245,472 notes
Tagged as: #me 
marchingclocks:

full version! via eco caters

marchingclocks:

full version! via eco caters

3 weeks ago on July 1st, 2014 | J | 943 notes
Tagged as: #brendon urie 

therothwoman:

phantomofthegallifreyanopera:

I feel like Doctor Who is being really misleading. The trailer/promo makes it look like Twelve is going to be really dark yet the filming photos say something entirely different: 

imageBeware of the spoon

imageThe Doctor forgot how to hug

imageYes very dark, very scary. 

That last one though

4 weeks ago on June 29th, 2014 | J | 24,163 notes

mydogsnokes:

There are some automatic toilets that need 2 chill the fuck out

1 month ago on June 25th, 2014 | J | 252,312 notes

russellhowardmemes:

princessofcumberland:

phanishotonfire:

johngreenbeans:

hope-for-komaeda:

bunnywithacape:

'Olay?'
‘Olay.’
The Fault In Our Sombreros.

Nacho average love story.

it’s spelled olé not olay you illiterate fuck this ain’t the fault in our lotions

Maybe she’s born with it

THAT’S THE MAYBELLINE TAGLINE NOT OLAY OH MY FUCK

this whole thing is just a mess

image

1 month ago on June 21st, 2014 | J | 520,280 notes
Tagged as: #tfios 

I’m not handsome enough to be James Bond. Maybe a villain, though.

1 month ago on June 19th, 2014 | J | 11,951 notes
Tagged as: #matt smith 
assbuttsinparis:

One of the saddest fucking sentences in the history of saddest fucking sentences. 

assbuttsinparis:

One of the saddest fucking sentences in the history of saddest fucking sentences. 

1 month ago on June 19th, 2014 | J | 207,284 notes
Tagged as: #tfios 

chickenuqqet:

do you ever get jealous of other peoples speaking voices

1 month ago on June 16th, 2014 | J | 28,176 notes

unicornwithabananahorn:

When I was
A young boy
My father
Told me he was gonna show me what was in the basement when he got back but then the titans came and killed my mom.

1 month ago on June 16th, 2014 | J | 6,381 notes
moni158:

Such fierce

moni158:

Such fierce

1 month ago on June 16th, 2014 | J | 13,145 notes

kentrippy:

do u ever have to start a song over bc YOU FORGOT TO FUCKING LISTEN.

1 month ago on June 16th, 2014 | J | 311,955 notes
razzledazzy:

needlekind:

sweet fuckin christ luke

truly an inspiration 

razzledazzy:

needlekind:

sweet fuckin christ luke

truly an inspiration 

1 month ago on June 16th, 2014 | J | 288,957 notes